Powdered Alcohol Is Coming To America

Powdered Alcohol Is Coming To America

Powdered Alcohol Is Coming To America
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Have you ever wanted to experience the nostalgia of Kool-Aid while also experiencing the sloppiness of adult intoxication? Lucky for you, Palcohol is coming to American shelves this fall.

Kool Aid

Just in case bottles of alcohol are too heavy and liquid for your liking, you can soon purchase packets of powdered booze to water. It’s one simple extra step to buying actual liquor. There are a variety of fun flavors: Rum, Vodka, Kamikaze, Mojito, Powderita (Margarita), Lemon Drop, and Cosmopolitan.

Palcohol


Palcohol recognizes that sometimes people tend to ruin alcohol by ingesting it in a “special” way. They put a small amount of effort discouraging customers to not take a nostril-shot of vodka dust.

   “Yes, you can snort it. And you’ll get drunk almost instantly because the alcohol will be absorbed so quickly in your nose. Good idea? No. It will mess you up. Use Palcohol responsibly.”

Coke lines

And by “Use Palcohol responsibly”, they mean sneak packets of alcohol into sports events, concerts, movie theatres, and cruise ships to avoid high prices and oppressive rules. Palcohol gives me the freedom to get drunk on Cosmos and scream at the muppets in a theatre full of kids, like I've always dreamed. But remember, don’t use Palcohol illegally or irresponsibly. *wink*

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