Melissa Nudo
Melissa Nudo
Satire comedy writer born and raised in east-end Montréal.
My articles
April 22, 2015 @ 12:08pm
Racial tension is at an all-time high thanks to certain bad apples who decided to kill unarmed individuals who just so happened to be black. Let's be honest- the cops probably would have behaved otherwise had the accused in question been of the white persuasion. Ya know; because white people have...
April 16, 2015 @ 8:33am
Over spending, without being smart about it is something that I do not excel at. The problem is that, like other women and men that have adopted the ''Man bun'' hairstyle; I really really like shopping for clothing. I also enjoy eating out at restaurants because I'm a lazy ass. As our harsh winter...
March 14, 2015 @ 12:12pm
Do you ever get that type of anxiety out of nowhere? The type of anxiety where you sit down but you can't sit down so you stand up. Then you can't stand up so you pace; then you sit down again to ultimately stand up. You're sweating for God knows what fucking reason? Then you feel the shits coming...
March 2, 2015 @ 10:36am
I love music and music loves me back. Allow me to take you back to 1993. There I was *counting on my fingers because I'm fucking retarded* 5 years old wanting nothing more in life than to be Mariah Carey circa Emotions . That album cover etched into my brain. The reason why I bend over and flip my...
February 13, 2015 @ 11:27am
Now that we've snuck under the radar of the censorship overlord of the hindernets, I'd like to inform you of the actual title of this post: 5 WAYS TO GRAB VALENTIMES DAY BY DEH BALLSZN I don't get the whole adding 'SZN' to things trend but I feel like I'm not relating to the young ones as much as I...
February 8, 2015 @ 11:34am
I feel like I speak for a lot of you when I say that I use to LOVE the Grammy Awards. When I was a kid. Note the ''USE TO''. Note the ''WHEN I WAS A KID''. Back in the day when artists like Lauryn Hill , Fiona Apple and TLC could be heard on radio stations around the country with music that had an...
January 29, 2015 @ 12:10pm
I feel like I am entitled to call the readers of this ''fine'' article horrible because I'm horrible and it takes one to know one. Today's post is about honesty because we're going to be very honest with ourselves about our guilty or perhaps not-so-guilty pleasures... The same way I can admit that...
January 15, 2015 @ 10:10am
I like to believe that I wasn't the only kid would would wake up at 8 am on a Saturday to watch ABC's ''One Saturday Morning''. Why 8, you ask? Because I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I missed an episode of ''Doug''. Doug was my home slut slice because of the following: his big nose,...
January 10, 2015 @ 2:43pm
BEAT IT. Preferably: beat it with a stick. DON'T YOU DARE BEAT IT OFF. Winter does not deserve that pleasure- make that a PRIVILEGE. If you are reading this that means that we are currently in 2015 winter prime . We have been involuntarily submerged in the proverbial '' Dick in the ass' ' that is...
December 24, 2014 @ 10:41am
Do not pass go, do not collect $200 2014 was a pretty consistent year. Consistent in the mind-boggling stupidity which contines to amaze me on a daily basis. The idea for this here post dawned upon me while the bee-eff and I were play fighting one night (I'll go into a little further detail in a...
December 22, 2014 @ 10:49am
Let me start off by saying that the term ''X-mas'' will forever remind me of that moment in history brought to us by goddess, Christina Aguilera or XTINA as she rebaptized herself via lower back tattoo. This was about the same time she decided it was the appropriate time to grace us all with her...
December 12, 2014 @ 11:30am
I'd like to begin this rant by confirming that as a Montrealer, living in Quebec-Canada, there is absolutely no way that you can escape the wrath of the hockey season. A land where baby foreskin is severed using sharpened hockey sticks. Every bris comes with a complimentary Guy Lafleur. Mazel tov!...
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April 18, 2018 @ 12:12pm
Tee Krispil is back with new visuals Her latest single "Badangadang" got the video treatment, an anthem for women, by women. This single is about being the boss bitch that you are. Badangadang isn’t about making women strong, women are already strong, it’s about reminding them of this truth. Watch...
April 18, 2018 @ 12:24pm
Set your eyes and ears on this one. Myth Syzer teamed up with Hamza : and the two of them, coming together seems obvious, maybe even too obvious – Mixing both their flares, style and vicious charm, and we just can't get enough. This is why the latest single for both of them titled "Sans Toi" got...
April 20, 2018 @ 9:30am
Meet Neko , an emerging artist (now) based in Montreal who's about to make some buzz on the interwebs with his latest release. Self-produced, self-taught, he moved to Montreal after dropping out of school to pursue his music career alongside other creatives, and we think it was the right move. “I...
April 18, 2018 @ 1:15pm
Peep the new video for Rainer + Grimm 's single "Talk Of The Town" ft. Plain English . Showcasing their ever love for house music anthems, Toronto-based production duo Rainer + Grimm asked UK artist Plain English to team up on their latest single, and we are oozing for it. Paying tribute to UK...
April 20, 2018 @ 9:38am
Vancouver-based duo SO LOKI are halfway through their Athlete's World Tour and they've decided to drop another single off their PLANET BANDO EP . "Spensive" is a hard-hitting feel-good tune, the type you'd sing along out loud during a show alongside. High quality lyrics, and a catchy riff that will...