Melissa Nudo
Melissa Nudo
Satire comedy writer born and raised in east-end Montréal.
My articles
April 22, 2015 @ 12:08pm
Racial tension is at an all-time high thanks to certain bad apples who decided to kill unarmed individuals who just so happened to be black. Let's be honest- the cops probably would have behaved otherwise had the accused in question been of the white persuasion. Ya know; because white people have...
April 16, 2015 @ 8:33am
Over spending, without being smart about it is something that I do not excel at. The problem is that, like other women and men that have adopted the ''Man bun'' hairstyle; I really really like shopping for clothing. I also enjoy eating out at restaurants because I'm a lazy ass. As our harsh winter...
March 14, 2015 @ 12:12pm
Do you ever get that type of anxiety out of nowhere? The type of anxiety where you sit down but you can't sit down so you stand up. Then you can't stand up so you pace; then you sit down again to ultimately stand up. You're sweating for God knows what fucking reason? Then you feel the shits coming...
March 2, 2015 @ 10:36am
I love music and music loves me back. Allow me to take you back to 1993. There I was *counting on my fingers because I'm fucking retarded* 5 years old wanting nothing more in life than to be Mariah Carey circa Emotions . That album cover etched into my brain. The reason why I bend over and flip my...
February 13, 2015 @ 11:27am
Now that we've snuck under the radar of the censorship overlord of the hindernets, I'd like to inform you of the actual title of this post: 5 WAYS TO GRAB VALENTIMES DAY BY DEH BALLSZN I don't get the whole adding 'SZN' to things trend but I feel like I'm not relating to the young ones as much as I...
February 8, 2015 @ 11:34am
I feel like I speak for a lot of you when I say that I use to LOVE the Grammy Awards. When I was a kid. Note the ''USE TO''. Note the ''WHEN I WAS A KID''. Back in the day when artists like Lauryn Hill , Fiona Apple and TLC could be heard on radio stations around the country with music that had an...
January 29, 2015 @ 12:10pm
I feel like I am entitled to call the readers of this ''fine'' article horrible because I'm horrible and it takes one to know one. Today's post is about honesty because we're going to be very honest with ourselves about our guilty or perhaps not-so-guilty pleasures... The same way I can admit that...
January 15, 2015 @ 10:10am
I like to believe that I wasn't the only kid would would wake up at 8 am on a Saturday to watch ABC's ''One Saturday Morning''. Why 8, you ask? Because I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I missed an episode of ''Doug''. Doug was my home slut slice because of the following: his big nose,...
January 10, 2015 @ 2:43pm
BEAT IT. Preferably: beat it with a stick. DON'T YOU DARE BEAT IT OFF. Winter does not deserve that pleasure- make that a PRIVILEGE. If you are reading this that means that we are currently in 2015 winter prime . We have been involuntarily submerged in the proverbial '' Dick in the ass' ' that is...
December 24, 2014 @ 10:41am
Do not pass go, do not collect $200 2014 was a pretty consistent year. Consistent in the mind-boggling stupidity which contines to amaze me on a daily basis. The idea for this here post dawned upon me while the bee-eff and I were play fighting one night (I'll go into a little further detail in a...
December 22, 2014 @ 10:49am
Let me start off by saying that the term ''X-mas'' will forever remind me of that moment in history brought to us by goddess, Christina Aguilera or XTINA as she rebaptized herself via lower back tattoo. This was about the same time she decided it was the appropriate time to grace us all with her...
December 12, 2014 @ 11:30am
I'd like to begin this rant by confirming that as a Montrealer, living in Quebec-Canada, there is absolutely no way that you can escape the wrath of the hockey season. A land where baby foreskin is severed using sharpened hockey sticks. Every bris comes with a complimentary Guy Lafleur. Mazel tov!...
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June 20, 2018 @ 7:21pm
Listen to this. Overnight Celebrity consists of Matt Yonge & Ashton Chase , a Montreal-based newly formed duo. They just released their debut single titled "Tearing Away" which focuses on introducing both talents. You can almost feel the vulnerability from both artists on the verses as they lay...
June 16, 2018 @ 8:03pm
If you're not aware yet, summer is here, and JT Soul is back with a fire track. Even if you still don't know who JT Soul is, his new dancehall anthem "LOUD" should be on your "day off and drinking" playlist. This in-house production by ODDIO's star pupil is the furthest he's strayed from his usual...
June 16, 2018 @ 5:04pm
Canadian R&B and Urban Pop artist, Kevin Edworthy, musically known as KVNE , just dropped his first single "Make Me Better" The artist’s new single pairs his soulful lyrics with intricate R&B melodies, accompanied by the sounds of classic 808 trap. The single is his most fan relatable piece...
Q&A | LOUD Tells Us Who He's Looking Forward To See The Most At This Year's Festival D'Ete De Quebec
June 20, 2018 @ 6:56pm
This dude put Quebec on the international map last year. Alongside many other similar artists that have been making moves to propulse the RapQueb scene on international platforms, LOUD really stood out from the bunch. Previously known as part of the trio Loud Lary Ajust , his solo career took off...
June 16, 2018 @ 7:56pm
CRi quickly made his mark on the Montreal electronic scene by offering a singular sound influenced by house synths, syncopated snares and a futuristic bassline. Self-taught, the artist managed to make a name for himself. We even featured him during his beginnings on our Podcast series, not knowing...