Melissa Nudo
Melissa Nudo
Satire comedy writer born and raised in east-end Montréal.
My articles
April 22, 2015 @ 12:08pm
Racial tension is at an all-time high thanks to certain bad apples who decided to kill unarmed individuals who just so happened to be black. Let's be honest- the cops probably would have behaved otherwise had the accused in question been of the white persuasion. Ya know; because white people have...
April 16, 2015 @ 8:33am
Over spending, without being smart about it is something that I do not excel at. The problem is that, like other women and men that have adopted the ''Man bun'' hairstyle; I really really like shopping for clothing. I also enjoy eating out at restaurants because I'm a lazy ass. As our harsh winter...
March 14, 2015 @ 12:12pm
Do you ever get that type of anxiety out of nowhere? The type of anxiety where you sit down but you can't sit down so you stand up. Then you can't stand up so you pace; then you sit down again to ultimately stand up. You're sweating for God knows what fucking reason? Then you feel the shits coming...
March 2, 2015 @ 10:36am
I love music and music loves me back. Allow me to take you back to 1993. There I was *counting on my fingers because I'm fucking retarded* 5 years old wanting nothing more in life than to be Mariah Carey circa Emotions . That album cover etched into my brain. The reason why I bend over and flip my...
February 13, 2015 @ 11:27am
Now that we've snuck under the radar of the censorship overlord of the hindernets, I'd like to inform you of the actual title of this post: 5 WAYS TO GRAB VALENTIMES DAY BY DEH BALLSZN I don't get the whole adding 'SZN' to things trend but I feel like I'm not relating to the young ones as much as I...
February 8, 2015 @ 11:34am
I feel like I speak for a lot of you when I say that I use to LOVE the Grammy Awards. When I was a kid. Note the ''USE TO''. Note the ''WHEN I WAS A KID''. Back in the day when artists like Lauryn Hill , Fiona Apple and TLC could be heard on radio stations around the country with music that had an...
January 29, 2015 @ 12:10pm
I feel like I am entitled to call the readers of this ''fine'' article horrible because I'm horrible and it takes one to know one. Today's post is about honesty because we're going to be very honest with ourselves about our guilty or perhaps not-so-guilty pleasures... The same way I can admit that...
January 15, 2015 @ 10:10am
I like to believe that I wasn't the only kid would would wake up at 8 am on a Saturday to watch ABC's ''One Saturday Morning''. Why 8, you ask? Because I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I missed an episode of ''Doug''. Doug was my home slut slice because of the following: his big nose,...
January 10, 2015 @ 2:43pm
BEAT IT. Preferably: beat it with a stick. DON'T YOU DARE BEAT IT OFF. Winter does not deserve that pleasure- make that a PRIVILEGE. If you are reading this that means that we are currently in 2015 winter prime . We have been involuntarily submerged in the proverbial '' Dick in the ass' ' that is...
December 24, 2014 @ 10:41am
Do not pass go, do not collect $200 2014 was a pretty consistent year. Consistent in the mind-boggling stupidity which contines to amaze me on a daily basis. The idea for this here post dawned upon me while the bee-eff and I were play fighting one night (I'll go into a little further detail in a...
December 22, 2014 @ 10:49am
Let me start off by saying that the term ''X-mas'' will forever remind me of that moment in history brought to us by goddess, Christina Aguilera or XTINA as she rebaptized herself via lower back tattoo. This was about the same time she decided it was the appropriate time to grace us all with her...
December 12, 2014 @ 11:30am
I'd like to begin this rant by confirming that as a Montrealer, living in Quebec-Canada, there is absolutely no way that you can escape the wrath of the hockey season. A land where baby foreskin is severed using sharpened hockey sticks. Every bris comes with a complimentary Guy Lafleur. Mazel tov!...
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August 16, 2017 @ 8:32am
Montreal entrepreneurs Zach Macklovitch and Nate Gannage , the creators of event promotion and artist management company SaintWoods and owners of venues Apartment 200, Suwu and École Privée, represent a whole new way of tastemaking, and with that comes collaborative efforts with international heavy...
August 14, 2017 @ 8:39am
Andi is a Toronto based artist who is very involved in her music making process, producing original tunes that make you feel okay. She released her debut EP Sketches last year and is currently working on her first full length inspired by issues she sees in herself and in the world. Subjects include...
August 11, 2017 @ 10:33am
We've had Sara Diamond on our radar for quite some time now. If you are still unfamiliar, get to know her a bit better through our last Q&A with her. Alongside fellow Montrealers Noah Barer and Austin Tecks , she's been cooking up pure pop music that remains with you for weeks on end. The music...