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Do you ever get that type of anxiety out of nowhere? The type of anxiety where you sit down but you can't sit down so you stand up. Then you can't stand up so you pace; then you sit down again to ultimately stand up. You're sweating for God knows what fucking reason? Then you feel the shits coming...
So I'm back on that fitness grind considersing my ass is an almost exact replicate of a Zeppelin hovercraft circa World War 2. I hate working out. I hate sweating. I hate moving my legs to the side on the metro so the person sitting on the window seat can get off at their stop. My metabolism has...
I used to hate slutty Halloween costumes. I would glare at all the ladies who would dress up in their best clubwear and then add kitten whiskers. I believed that Halloween could only have room for goofy or terrifying costumes. There was no room for bellybutton rings in my Halloween utopia. It’s...
Have you ever had anyone tell you that the blowjob you gave them was horrible? Of Course not. Who the fuck would say that to your face, if they ever wanna get their dick sucked again? If you haven't heard one or two bad blowjob stories, you will need this guide because you might be someone else's...
There are many ways of guilting a lady into sleeping with you. You can point at your blueish testes and say she is your only hope. You can say you’re a “nice guy” who is totally different than those “other” guys who only want to hit it and quit it, but please stop being a bitch and put out. Or, you...
Red lipstick is hot. Consent is not. Consent isn’t hot, sexy, or hip with the kids. Consent is a basic right that people should not need to be reminded about when the clothes come off. The groups Say It With A Condom and FORCE Upsetting Rape Culture , the ones that made fake Victoria Secret panties...