Breaking News: Lily Allen Visits Afghanistan & Gets Shot in the Face By the Taliban
Sorry about the title, Lily, that was me being a “bitch”. Lily Allen is... back. Let me clarify that I’m mainly angry, first and foremost at the genius marketing team behind this. Mostly that they hit the mark so pointedly. Yes their timing is so perfect. Way to go gentlemen: a niche - sell the feminist narrative back to women. Congrats, Lily, you just made a bunch of suits so fucking rich they can now buy themselves all the pussy in Vegas.
...Or maybe it's because Lily IS a bad bitch, and you should all check out her latest video for "Hard Out Here" after the jump. #Swerve